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The female form of Sexy Beast. The differences are as follows:
1. Sexy Beastess' are much more aggressive
2. Sexy Beastess' are much more dangerous
3. Sexy Beastess' are much less hairy
4. Sexy Beastess' are much more unpredictable
Guy 1: Dude, did you see that girl? She's got to be the hottest girl on the planet!
Guy 2: Dude, she's a Sexy Beastess, you don't have a chance.
Guy 1: Damn, you're right.
by Blayde February 28, 2008
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Warriors known for their mastery of all weapons and all fighting forms have become known as 'Enigmatic Warriors'. They are bad-asses who do whatever they please because they can. If an Enigmatic Warrior were to wear a bunny costume, that bunny costume would then become the coolest costume. ever. The name of Enigmatic Warriors tend to be Matt and Tom due to the awesomeness of Matts and Toms around the world.
Guy 1: Dude! Did you see that movie when that one guy beats the asses of like, 500 guys?
Guy 2: Yeah man, he fought like and Enigmatic Warrior.
by Blayde February 28, 2008
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An extremely good looking male, otherwise known as a Sexy Beast. Throughout history, Matts have been known to be an exceptional specimen of the human male. The 'Matt' are often popular due to their social adeptness.
Girl 1: Hey, did you see that new movie 300? It was kick ass.
Girl 2: Of course! It was like a movie of 300 half-naked Matts!
by Blayde March 1, 2008
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The 'Ana' are an extremely short and cute species of female. They tend to be good friends with the Evi species. This is due to their unique, yet awesome, view of life and choice of friends. The Ana are known to make people smile. They also tend to be great athletes in sports such as fencing.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl was freaking awesome!
Guy 2: Yeah, um, no shit.
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: She's an Ana.
Guy 1: Ohhhhhh. *wave of understanding*
by Blayde March 1, 2008
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Has extreme likeness to a Matt. A Sexy Best. 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.
Girl 1: *Cries*
Girl 2: What's wrong?!
Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me
Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so...
Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.
by Blayde March 1, 2008
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The 'Evi' are known for their intelligence as well as their exceptional fencing capabilities. The Evi can be extremely dangerous if you get on their bad side. If one were to by chance become the enemy of an Evi, it would be easier for them to just commit suicide on the spot, the Evi are a cunning foe. They are also known to be good friends in time of need.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl at the fencing competition was whooping some serious ass.
Guy 2: No shit dude, she's an Evi.
by Blayde February 28, 2008
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Nino is a term which describes one of superior life skills. Ninos are known for their exemplary fencing capabilities and their extreme awesomeness. The word Nino may also pertain to one who is the sexiest and most popular man in his area.
Girl 1: Did you see that hot-ass guy last night?
Girl 2: Yeah, he was a Nino.
Girl 1: Uh, I should have known!
by Blayde February 28, 2008
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