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A state of being all-powerful and godlike. In fact, it is being a god.
My demonic powers have made me OMNIPOTENT!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
by Big Boss March 09, 2005
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Omni - All
Potent - (of a male) able to achieve an erection or to reach an orgasm.

Omnipotence is the ability to achieve an erection or orgasm at will, this ability is bestowed by few.
Notable examples: Ron Jeremy, God.
God: So I heard Ron Jeremy is omnipotent.
Angel: It seems he is your only equal.
God: SMITE HIM!
by 420noscopescrub April 09, 2015
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the all-powerful. A word people like to argue over.
whompy whomperson- i am the omnipotent.
binkerhead- no i am god.
whompy whomperson- you cant be god cuz i am god.
binkerhead-youre drunk.
by the omnipotent..aka me. April 08, 2009
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Omnipotent fucking fucked my fucking mom last fucking night and I enjoyed fucking watching because he's so fucking cool...FUCK!
by OmnipotentHF September 23, 2011
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by sinx2100 December 09, 2009
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Erectile disfuntion or inability to get it up.
My gampa takes viagra becaue he is Omnipotent.
by LMxDurgex December 09, 2008
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the ability to be potent on an omnibus
wow that couple was omnipotent and stained the imitation leather ofthe seats on the schoolbus, maybe they should ride a train instead
by Hughbert Gerald Rection March 15, 2005
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