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ortographobia 

Uncanny fear of spelling mistakes. You shit your pants whenever you try to spell a tough word like rhythm or psycho or weird or handkerchief or conscience because you fear you may spell it incorrectly. How little do you realize that noone gives a damn about spelling anymore? Let's just say that the siyko's weerd rithmic hangkarchif iz conshinse and call it a day, hm?
Man: I have ortographobia and I fear misspelling words.
Woman: I have ortographilia and misspelled words turn me on.
ortographobia by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

ortographilia 

When misspelled words turn you on, give you an erection, make you horny, induces masturbation, etc and etc.
Last night, urban dictionary got me so horny. I came hard to all the misspelled words as I have ortographilia.
ortographilia by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

oleogarchy 

noun: a form of political power structure where the oil wealthy are the dominant powers.
The United States was founded as a constitutional democratic republic, but in more recent years has transformed into a thinly veiled oleogarchy.
oleogarchy by ewp January 27, 2004

Oreography

The cross between oreos and pornography that some weird ass DnD kids for some reason also think should be called porneos.
"You know, they totally should've had a scene with lesbian oreos eating each other out in Sausage Party."
"Dude it's already called 'Sausage Party.' It was perfectly fine without any oreography in it."
"Dont you mean porneo?"
"Porneo just doesn't have the same ring to it."
Oreography by And I Oop Sksksksksk September 25, 2019

OGeographer 

An OGeographer is an OG or "Original Gangsta" who knows the layout of their local city very well. An OGeographer is able to give their fellow gang members the layout of the whole entire city and they can update that map of the city after new construction. A leading OGeographer is one who knows the layout of other cities very well. Leading OGeographers have skills in map making of various cities thus, leading them to also be an OGeographer in the area of cartography. OGeographers have a useful amount of OGeography at their disposal.
Once my crew was given the go ahead by the head of our gang to go do a drug dropoff in the neighboring city, we got our local OGeographer to contact the leading OGeographer. When that happened the leading OGeographer gave us a map of that neighboring city. It felt good knowing that our leading OGeographer was an expert in cartography.
OGeographer by Circa 1993 AD December 19, 2016

oreography

the study of something absolutely undefined; usually taught by Mr. McGradebook.
Mr Mcgradebook teaches oreography... wait who is that??