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Old Fart Life 

A description of your life in old age once you have experienced a major medical event and everyone everywhere treats you as though you are fragile and on the edge of death.
My husband informed me last night as I hovered over him over something absurd that he could go just a little longer until he had to live totally inside “Old Fart Life” for the rest of his days, so I’ve decided to force myself to let up as much as I possibly can!
Old Fart Life by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020

old fart 

An old man, an old fellow(considered offensive to the elderly)
Why does the old fart keep on talking so much?
old fart by Light Joker August 18, 2004

old fart 

An old guy that is just not right
Peter turned the age of an old fart officially on Nov 22nd but, had been practicing for quite some time.
old fart by old fart's son November 24, 2010

Old Fart Benzino 

(N.) An old Fart who's been called "The REAL Old Dirty Bastard" and "The Mr. Burns of Hip Hop." Just take ya Viagra, and go home with Skinner's Mom, you old, Krusty Bum.
The Late Show Top Ten Reasons why Benzino will never be respected:
#10-Can't even write Raps.
#9-Damn near 50 Years old.
#8-His Daddy's on his deathbed.
#7-Never gonna go gold.
#6-Best if he just shut it up.
#5-Flesh wounds will cut him up.
#4-He don't want it with anyone.
#3-Takes an L like a 7-Up.
#2-An Old Fart more hated than Cats. ( he set us up the bomb! )
#1-A Bitch Ass Nigga who never touched a single Gat.
Old Fart Benzino by G-Union June 25, 2003

Old fart 

A really old person who has no idea what a phone is and constantly tells you about 'back in their day' which was WAY back before even your grandparents were born.they can often be rude and people use 'old fart' as an insult to a non modern,or lame person.
Bob: let me tell you about how it was back in my day,when we didn't have phones or medicine or anything
Becky:No you old fart I don't wanna hear it
Old fart by BUMHOLIO12123 April 24, 2020

Old Fart 

Someone so old that even their farts smell like the opening of a Egyptian tomb
MY DAD IS SUCH A OLD FART
Old Fart by Yo momma68 March 25, 2022