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a slang term for girlfriend or someone you are interested in.
My old lady comin' over to give me a rub.
by cnlballa October 07, 2003
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An old lady is slang for your gf or wife its normally someone you deeply care about mostly used in a construction or manly setting to seem more mocho or manly
My old lady and I went out for dinner last night
The old lady and I wen out all weekend and are hurting units today
by I<3kelly May 03, 2011
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Fight with my old lady, she comin at unreal, hit the blunt and now shes animated." - Brotha Lynch Hung "One Mo Pound
by FlyAway July 23, 2011
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A term used to refer to your GF or your wife, etc. Usually somebody who you may like, but really don't have much respect for. Also a term used out of habit by people usually living in lower income neighborhoods.
"Don't worry about it, I'll just get my old lady to make us something to eat."
"My old lady will take you to where you need to go."
"My old lady will never find out."
You never hear" I really love my old lady, she means the world to me"
by annonymous too August 31, 2006
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An irish hip way of saying mum/mother.
"ah alri my old lady's calling me"
"My old lady said no"
"my old lady is such a bitch"
"thats my old lady"
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While the above definions are true, they're only limited to certian areas in USA or Canada. The universal term, or definition, of an Old Lady is simply an old lady, mostly found in ghettos, who are always calling the cops. 99% of the time they're white, and 60% of the time are single. They believe that calling the cops will solve everything.
<1> Shit, shes got a phone.
<2> Prolly callin the cops.
<1> Fucking old lady.
by aplz July 20, 2004
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A name for the over developed breasts of a younger woman. Ample breasts that do not fit well in a sleeveless blouse.
I would have gotten up for Eminem's "We Made You," but those old ladies were holding me back.
by bobbie_fisher April 25, 2009
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