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1.
An old lady that always calls the cops.
Stupid old lady.
by chode November 23, 2003
 
2.
A derogatory term to refer to one's own wife.
Bob: "Hey buddy, wanna go bowling tonight?"
Jim: "Sorry, I can't. I gotta spend the night with the old lady."
Bob: *makes whipped sound*
by Anonymous December 08, 2004