jolly old candy king

another way to say that someone is a J.O.C.K.; one who enjoys carrying a gallon of water around wherever he goes, just in case; loves and plays football and believes it's the most important thing in life

Hey, look at that gallon of water sitting on that table over there! Do you think it is the property of a Jolly Old Candy King?

jolly old candy king by El_Scorcho September 23, 2004

old folks candy dish 

a sexual act, one lays on their back and the other (male) stretches the skin of his scrotum until it appears as if an old man's saggy scrotum. he then proceeds to tea bag the saggy scrotum in the other person mouth.

i totally gave that ho an old folks candy dish

old folks candy dish by fahh_qqqq August 19, 2013

Old guy with candy 

basiclly a slut
cuz they basically throw them selves on you like an old guuy with candy

man i hooked up w/ jess last night.
she was so easy she was like an old guy with candy.

Old guy with candy by Isaac756 January 7, 2008