9 definitions by calvinownsj00
by calvinownsj00 May 17, 2005
by calvinownsj00 May 17, 2005
Prog band from Texas. Mixes alot of Salsa, and Jazz with there straight foward prog-rock. Amazing lyrics, will blow your mind. Your ears will orgasm to Omars wicked guitar while you listen to Cedrics voice.
"Frances the Mute is one bad ass song." (Notice I said song, not album
"Frances the Mute is one bad ass album"
"De-Loused is better than Frances the Mute album."
"Frances the Mute is one bad ass album"
"De-Loused is better than Frances the Mute album."
by calvinownsj00 May 26, 2005
I like the man, not the music. He's a very intelligent human being and has great ideas/opinons, but the music is no more "shocking" than my fecal matter.
A) Woah, I heard Manson in a interview, he's one smart mother fucker.
B) *Listens to Murder* Meh, it's been done before.
B) *Listens to Murder* Meh, it's been done before.
by calvinownsj00 July 30, 2005
A person in their 30's and up that's found in Teen chatrooms, to see if they can get their flat wanker up.
Women:"Damnit Bob, stop masturbating to teenage pictures in chatrooms!"
Man:"BITCH! Atleast it makes me excited unlike you in the sack!"
Man:"BITCH! Atleast it makes me excited unlike you in the sack!"
by calvinownsj00 June 1, 2005
Me: "Those fucking Brits are blaming me for our dumbass president, it's not like I'm supporting the asshole."
Friend: "I know, what assholes. I think they're just upset because there skin is paste white and they have small peckers."
Friend: "I know, what assholes. I think they're just upset because there skin is paste white and they have small peckers."
by calvinownsj00 May 30, 2005
Overrated. The game is so inconsistant it isn't funny. Sometimes you can bitch slap a guy with the end of your rifle 4 times and won't die, yet occasionally he'll die with 2. Bullshit combos and bullshit weapons. The game's inconsistancy is enough to make me break the Xbox (true story). Bungie are a bunch of money whores and nazi's.
*Shoots guy with battlerifle*
*runs up smacks him*
Pause...
*smacks him again*
Pause...
*Smack
*Samck*
*Guy turns around and blows your face off with the plasma pistol*
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!"
*runs up smacks him*
Pause...
*smacks him again*
Pause...
*Smack
*Samck*
*Guy turns around and blows your face off with the plasma pistol*
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!"
by calvinownsj00 June 29, 2005