-A place of Alcoholism, Potheads, E Heads, Shitty Teachers, Bad Lunchs (Maybe not the subs), Sleep, Cutting Class, Constant Hasseling by Authority Figures, and The Most Fights Ever.
A place where you cant go into the bathroom without coming out smelling like a pack of cigarettes./ A place where every girl (If they know of)Mr.Willems sweats him./ A place where there is AT LEAST 1 fight a week./ A place of constant bomb threats and/or riots./ A place where you can walk down the hallways and be asked to buy pot more than once a day./ A place where people walk around with alcohol in there water bottles and drink through out the day./ A place where you can find the hottest chicks./ A place where kids walk down the hallways and smoke cigarettes(Me Class of 03)./ A place where kids cut school and go into the woods and smoke pot./ A place where everyone thought Mr.Korigan took steroids./ A place where you can go to get a good days rest./ Where there was always the ongoing fued between SOB and LHRO./ A place where at least half of the male population at OB wanted to bang Miss Toth./ Mr.Ferry is a dick./ Dr.Bosco and Mr.O'Connell were the best administrators./ In Alt. School you did nothing for 4 hours but smoke cigarettes and talk to your friends./ A place where more than half of your friends had nicknames.
by Justin Pelletier March 3, 2005
An overcrowded gathering of students due to inaccurate gauging of districts, wherein what was once known as a minority of brown and asian people somehow outnumber the caucasian population. Once noted as the "next Columbine" by Howard Stern, in accordance to the early bomb threats and gas leak scare of school year 2004/2005. Up until the class of 2005 graduated, it was one of the only schools to have two campuses that are two miles apart. The upper-middle class kids all think they're ghetto. Cliques form, but OBHS kids cant relate with the classic groupy classification of high school that you see in the movies. We have groups of all sorts and we hate everyone almost equally. There's still the asians that play DDR, the goth kids that play hackey sack, and the preppy girls that worry about nothing but their appearance, but somehow we manage to get along and tear each other apart at the same time. It's a place of love/hate relationships with everything you come across and a place that you dream of getting out of but never forget once its all over. One of the strangest schools you'll ever stumble into.
by Chickadee China November 16, 2005
quoted by howard stern as "the next columbine"
gets 2 bomb threats a month
known for a riot in 2003
gas leak early 2004
the prinicpals name is Mr. Ferry
gets 2 bomb threats a month
known for a riot in 2003
gas leak early 2004
the prinicpals name is Mr. Ferry
kid wakes up and feels like having a delayed openning: "hello operator, tell obhs that a bomb will go off tomorrow, kthnxbye"
by Mike September 29, 2004
An overcrowded gathering of students due to inaccurate guaging of districts, wherein what was once known as a minority of brown and asian people somehow outnumber the caucasian population. Once noted as the "next Columbine" by Howard Stern, in accordance to the early bomb threats and gas leak scare of school year 2004/2005. Up until the class of 2005 graduated, it was one of the only schools to have two campuses that are two miles apart. The upper-middle class kids all think they're ghetto. Cliques form, but OBHS kids cant relate with the classic groupy classification of high school that you see in the movies. We have groups of all sorts and we hate everyone almost equally. There's still the asians that play DDR, the goth kids that play hackey sack, and the preppy girls that worry about nothing but their appearance, but somehow we manage to get along and tear each other apart at the same time. It's a place of love/hate relationships with everything you come across and a place that you dream of getting out of but never forget once its all over. One of the strangest schools you'll ever stumble into.
"This train station is so OBHS (Old Bridge High School)."
by Chickadee China October 28, 2005
the melting pot of asians, spanish, blacks, japs, & whites. probably 1/2 of the graduating class has either experienced an overdose of some kind of narcotic or is currently attending peer groups & rehabs. cameras on every corner of the school & security guards.
std scares happen at least twice a year & rumor says we have reincarnated syphilis, even though it's been dead for ages.. ?
like 70% of the school is already an alcoholic and the other 30 must be fuckin bored on the weekends.
nothing to do but smoke pot, drink booze, & get arrested if the cops gave 2 fucks.
std scares happen at least twice a year & rumor says we have reincarnated syphilis, even though it's been dead for ages.. ?
like 70% of the school is already an alcoholic and the other 30 must be fuckin bored on the weekends.
nothing to do but smoke pot, drink booze, & get arrested if the cops gave 2 fucks.
by obkids_hayyyy July 11, 2009
A place you can buy Juul pods off of anyone, mad fights, annoying teachers who don't know how to teach, whores, fuckboys, dab pens, crappy lunches, but an amazing ShopRite, and annoying bitches who don't know how to keep their mouth SHUT!
Girl: hey did you hear that scream?
Me: yea it was probably Brittany being the loud white bitch that she is thinking sheds gonna fight someone.No biggie.
Girl: oh right, do u have a cart of Juul pod I can hit I won't get caught.
Me: Yea we are in Old Bridge High school, why not!
Me: yea it was probably Brittany being the loud white bitch that she is thinking sheds gonna fight someone.No biggie.
Girl: oh right, do u have a cart of Juul pod I can hit I won't get caught.
Me: Yea we are in Old Bridge High school, why not!
by whoreyeehaw101 July 9, 2019
A place filled with 50% of kids who care more about looks, popularity, drinking, smoking, fucking then anything else. The other 50% of the kids you'll never even hear of because all they do is study. Potheads are at a high of 1 out of every 3 people. Fights, especially girl fights, occur every month. 90% of the population is fake. Everyone wants to know eachothers business. Girls whose names start with "P" get beat up 3 times a month if ya catch my drift... Girls are easy, guys are scumbags. Its hard to find a decent significant other. Pretty girls run the school while black girls scare the crap outta them with their ghettoness. Seaside and Wildwood is where all the whores come out. Girls are gorgeous, guys are gross. No one ever likes the freshman. Cheerleaders are always the hottest sports team. demagogues are everywhere. You either are going somewhere in your life or your not.
Old Bridge High School, OBHS, Old Bridge, Ghettoness, popularity, scumbags, potheads, fights, demagogues
by keep it 100 always July 4, 2011