Operation Iraqi Leberation
We need O.I.L
This is what the Bush Administration first called the war in Iraq... that is until they realized what it spelled.
MR. FLEISCHER: Good afternoon. Let me give you a report on the President's day. The President this morning has spoken with three foreign leaders. He began with Prime Minister Blair, where the two discussed the ongoing aspects of Operation Iraqi liberation.
The real reason for Operation Iraqi Freedom.
Why are we in Iraq so long?
A brown substance that is quickly being depleted.
It can be pronounced as "oy-ull" or "oll" depending on the region.
I just struck oil!
Old Ill and Loaded
A young attractive woman will look for an Old ill and rich man to marry just before he dies in order to get her hands on the cash.
Shes looking for a man in OIL
A Naturally formed liquid due(and thanks) to the decay
of deas plants and animals that have long since passed away. It has been rumored that there might be oil somewhere over in northern Russia, over by the Siberian Pensulia.
Female reporter: What about the oil?
Black Bush: Oil? Bitch, you cookin'?
1-See any of these other fine enteries, Webster's
or another dictionary of your choice (make sure to purchase the "unabridged" version for hours of wordsmithing fun!)
O-peration I-raqi L-iberation
Changed to "Operation Iraqi Freedom" after someone realized what it spelt.
Thus giving more incentive to name your documents and plans in a PATRIOT act
manner; so to say, think up the abbreviation before the name it's self.
Oil that is, black gold.
And now we take you to the latest updates of Operation Iraqi Liberation with our senoir corrispondant, Ted Bucking. Ted?