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stand offish 

someone who only speaks to people in one word answers and is not able to have longer than a 20 second conversation.
fredrick aka humpty dumpty is very stand offish and needs to stay away from the sugar.
stand offish by caseee August 29, 2006

sit-offish 

Related to stand-offish, a person or group is sit-offish when they choose to sit away from persons or groups they know because they are aloof or just assholes.
When the gang walked into they bar, they saw Brad and Janet sitting in a prime position. After their big falling out, the gang chose to be sit-offish and sit in a far corner of the bar.
sit-offish by Zaphod63 July 19, 2012

Stand offish 

When a couple is at a club, or in a public place, and are obviously avoiding each other, wether they know it or not.
Another example is, When boy friend & girl friend don't talk to each other at school, or make other people believe they aren't even going out.
"oh wow look jimmy is acting so stand offish towards jenn, it's like they don't even like each other."
Stand offish by Emma Smith August 4, 2006

Mustang offshoots 

1) 1967 Mercury Cougar (it was later T-bird based. The last one seemed Probish, but I am uncertain.)

2) 1979 Mercury Capri (original, then Mustang, then Mazda)
Of the 2 Mustang offshoots: The '67 Cougar was a unique Mustang based car. The 1979 Capri was too much like a Mustang.

Western Offshoots 

The economic historian Angus Maddison created the term "Western offshoots". According to Maddison’s classication, “Western Offshoots” consist of the United States, Canada, Australia and New Zealand.
Western Offshoots Wetern Europe
Western Offshoots by Truthworks December 3, 2013

To drown the offshoots

to release a load of semen into the toilet while urinating after sex
David: "Hey that was nice, do you want to play monopoly right now"
Vivi: "Oh, not now, you know I have to drown the offshoots first. Plus, I would prefer to play scrabble."