Miles: Wheres Doug at and what with all the commotion?
Fido: Yo, he's off the reservation, says hole 9 is rigged and is on a rampage, we gotta bounce before he drags us into this.
Miles: ... Yeah, that dumb ass is on his own, I ain't getting banned from Scandia cause he sucks at mini-golf.
Ashley: So there's a line for the bathroom so that drunk bitch is pooping in a trashcan.
Beth: Omfg shes so far off the reservation, I'm done her
nasty ass, she can find
new friendsAshley: I know right,
I don't think she even has anything to use for tp. Eww