5 definitions by Maxdout
In the drug world's supply chain they act as intermediaries between retailers (dealers) and consumers. The term is unisex, being used for man or woman. Typical practices include buying at street price then reselling at an inflated price, cutting the product to stretch it out, just charge money, drugs, sex etc for procurement or they buy in bulk at a discount thats not even close to wholesale prices (often times they don't realize they're actually middle-men , are in denial or just plain stupid).
Don't even bother to inquire about their source as they will take that secret to the grave. They are even privy towards homies giving excuses like "the dealer isn't taking new customers", "they're not a dealer, they just sell me a lil of their stash" or "I get it strait from the source (but never has large quantities)".
Identifying a potential middleman is easy, common red flags include- over priced; are always out and have to go re-up; not easy to get a hold of, sometimes for days; asks for gas money, not meant to be repaid; drugs come packed in torn grocery bags, plastic wrappers, foil etc instead of mini poly bags; asks you to front the money before they re-up; cant sell large quantities at a discounted price; rides a bike and not because they want to
Don't even bother to inquire about their source as they will take that secret to the grave. They are even privy towards homies giving excuses like "the dealer isn't taking new customers", "they're not a dealer, they just sell me a lil of their stash" or "I get it strait from the source (but never has large quantities)".
Identifying a potential middleman is easy, common red flags include- over priced; are always out and have to go re-up; not easy to get a hold of, sometimes for days; asks for gas money, not meant to be repaid; drugs come packed in torn grocery bags, plastic wrappers, foil etc instead of mini poly bags; asks you to front the money before they re-up; cant sell large quantities at a discounted price; rides a bike and not because they want to
"Man, I gotta get a better plug, this fukn guy is charging way to much and the bag is always short. what gives..."
"What do you expect from a homeless dude that lives in a tent over by the creek, hes obviously a middleman. Go find a real dealer you lazy pos"
"What do you expect from a homeless dude that lives in a tent over by the creek, hes obviously a middleman. Go find a real dealer you lazy pos"
by Maxdout June 17, 2021
The act of using one's own urethra without consent to forcefully deprive a woman of her vaginal flatulence.
Homeboy: "Yo man, I heard around town they've been calling you the... Queef Robber?"
Queef Robber: "Damn strait homie, ain't nobody queefing on me so I jack that shit!"
Homeboy: "Uh-huh... so what happens with the stolen queef?"
Queef Robber: "Use it how I see fit, you know like penis fart in some chicks mouth or blow dick bubbles in the bath tub."
Homeboy: "The f*ck... you got issues."
Queef Robber: "Damn strait homie, ain't nobody queefing on me so I jack that shit!"
Homeboy: "Uh-huh... so what happens with the stolen queef?"
Queef Robber: "Use it how I see fit, you know like penis fart in some chicks mouth or blow dick bubbles in the bath tub."
Homeboy: "The f*ck... you got issues."
by Maxdout May 12, 2021
John Felix Anthony Cena Jr., An American professional wrestler currently signed with WWE and actor with net worth of 60 million USD. He plays a good guy using a thug white boy rapper gimmick, often times spitting rhymes before matches and self proclaiming himself as "The Doctor of Thuganomics".
Samuel: Hold up, your saying Nikki Bella is engaged to John Cena, that lame af wrestler that dresses like a child?!
Jedediah: Well yeah but she called it off and dumped his ass because he didn't want to knock her up.
Samuel: tf....that dudes a retard
Jedediah: He's taken a lot of f5s over the years
Jedediah: Well yeah but she called it off and dumped his ass because he didn't want to knock her up.
Samuel: tf....that dudes a retard
Jedediah: He's taken a lot of f5s over the years
by Maxdout May 28, 2021
When one or more members of a group (temporarily or permanently) splinter off to do something or behave in a way seen as unfavorable by their peers.
Miles: Wheres Doug at and what with all the commotion?
Fido: Yo, he's off the reservation, says hole 9 is rigged and is on a rampage, we gotta bounce before he drags us into this.
Miles: ... Yeah, that dumb ass is on his own, I ain't getting banned from Scandia cause he sucks at mini-golf.
Ashley: So there's a line for the bathroom so that drunk bitch is pooping in a trashcan.
Beth: Omfg shes so far off the reservation, I'm done her nasty ass, she can find new friends
Ashley: I know right, I don't think she even has anything to use for tp. Eww
Fido: Yo, he's off the reservation, says hole 9 is rigged and is on a rampage, we gotta bounce before he drags us into this.
Miles: ... Yeah, that dumb ass is on his own, I ain't getting banned from Scandia cause he sucks at mini-golf.
Ashley: So there's a line for the bathroom so that drunk bitch is pooping in a trashcan.
Beth: Omfg shes so far off the reservation, I'm done her nasty ass, she can find new friends
Ashley: I know right, I don't think she even has anything to use for tp. Eww
by Maxdout June 12, 2021
1. A malleable, black-blue/purple metallic element that emits darkness found in the video game Terraria. Commonly found as ore, it is refined into bars for crafting weapons and armor but has also been made into bricks for contructing walls.
2. A low-ranking member of the demon family, also known as an Imp, is found throughout the Dragon Quest series. It is believed they are the infantile stage of arch demons.
3. The given name of Diabolico's powerful armor-clad Demon summoned in Power Rangers Light Speed Rescue.
2. A low-ranking member of the demon family, also known as an Imp, is found throughout the Dragon Quest series. It is believed they are the infantile stage of arch demons.
3. The given name of Diabolico's powerful armor-clad Demon summoned in Power Rangers Light Speed Rescue.
1. Finally have enough Demonite bars to craft the Shadow Armor set, just had to beat Eater of Worlds twice.
2. Shit, that Demonite is casting Kaboom!!! Nvm, it doesn't even have the energy to even cast it.
3. Did Red Ranger really just blow up an entire ship yard fighting Demonite... He needs to be put on trial.
2. Shit, that Demonite is casting Kaboom!!! Nvm, it doesn't even have the energy to even cast it.
3. Did Red Ranger really just blow up an entire ship yard fighting Demonite... He needs to be put on trial.
by Maxdout September 19, 2021