thrash the head off the bishop 

To be engaged in a particularly enthusiastic session of pleasuring one’s self by relaxing in a gentleman’s way

Bollox to this, I’m off to thrash the head off the bishop

thrash the head off the bishop by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023

scissoring off the turtle head 

When you are taking a shit, it's the last little pieces to come out.

Dude 1: Cmon' bro, let's hit the clubs.

Dude 2 (taking massive dump): One sec, man, I'm scissoring off the turtle head.

scissoring off the turtle head by Heezy P. March 16, 2014

head off the desk 

When you gently place your head on the desk because you cant be asked to listen in your computing class but your teacher screams HEAD OFF THE DESK!

Excuse Me! Head Off The Desk Now!

head off the desk by BeepBeepBitsInTheChat July 3, 2018

ripping the head off it 

Masturbate (male) furiously to the point that your tear the penis off at the glans.

Jimmy has been ripping the head off it for hours now... shall we call an ambulance?

ripping the head off it by ANDYRM June 10, 2016

Pinch the head off of a grocery snake 

Yet another way to say "I have to take a shit".

Alternate: Pinch the head off of a dirt snake.

Yo, I gotta go pinch the head off of a grocery snake.

Pinch the head off of a grocery snake by jake4d April 27, 2010

pulling the head off it 

the act of masturbation (male).

Mother: Jimmy come down, your potato's are getting cold
Jimmy: Just a minute mom, im pulling the head off it

pulling the head off it by jed mitchell April 27, 2007

Pulling The Head Off 

To have an aggressive wank, or to get a hand-job off an angry girl.

"Yeah, last night I went home and was so frustrated I ended up pulling the head off it"

"Man, Kelly was so annoyed with me but we had angry sex and she nearly ended up pulling the head off it!"

Pulling The Head Off by _TryCatch September 16, 2014