Octopusseios 

Pronounced: octo-puss-hwä'

A term popularized by an episode of Comedy Central's "Drawn Together" where Princess Clara reveals her monsterous eight tentacled genetalia due to a curse inflicted by an evil step-mother.

Also used to reference a particularly unsightly or disfigured vagina that induces uncontrolled vomiting.

Example:

Girl: Scott and I were getting hot and heavy last night but he was turned off by my octopusseios.

Octopusseios by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006

Octopusseyphobia 

Noun. The fear of owning or being in the company of exactly 8 cats.

" I feel sorry for Susan"
"why is that?"
"because she has Octopusseyphobia

Octopusseyphobia by karlboy123 June 2, 2009

octopuses 

Many/ multiple octopus. Instead of how the posh dildos say it as octopi or octopie or how ever they say the word.

Ben said: hey, wanna go swimming?
Karen said: Yes, sure, i love octopuses
Ben:Yay, wanna be my gf

octopuses by TheRealAndOfficialSandwichMan April 9, 2018

Octopussies 

Octopussies are used for people who wanna feel hella better when they look at someone. If u want someone to throw a gum wrapper at you and smile octopussies save the day. 🐙🐙🐙

You look sad, look at the octopussies to make you feel hella better.

Octopussies by Swagger gang⚡️ April 16, 2019

Octopussiest 

(pronounced oct-to-puss-e-est) A person (or a group of people) who make squirming motions on their cheeks with their fingers and make incomprehensible noises with their mouths.

"What's that over there, that thing at table six? She's causing a commotion"
"Oh, she's an Octopussiest. She always does that crap."

Octopussiest by ny00m_ April 13, 2015

Octopussies 

A touchy lesbian couple. Because octopuses have 8 arms so they're touchy. And pussies because they're lesbains.

God, you're not going to invite them are you? They're total octopussies, they'll be all over each other the whole night.

Octopussies by Thedoctorturtle April 16, 2017

octopussarian 

An octopussarian is an elderly male in his eighties who constantly keeps thinking of sex. If capable a man with this condition would desire to have physical sex as well. It is sometimes referred to as octopussarianism.

My grandad has been warned several times in the nursing home to stop pestering some of the elderly ladies for sex. it would appear that he's turned into an octopussarian.

octopussarian by pipesucker May 23, 2018