Knowingly and deliberately misconstruing another person's words in order to generate and direct false outrage against that person or that person's views.
By twisting my words into something I clearly did not intend, my political opponents are deploying weaponized obtuseness to attack me.
by D_Cooper December 19, 2018
Refers to the act of having sex in the missionary position with a female who is too fat and or inflexible to create an acute angle between her torso and thighs.
by Phil R-C May 18, 2010
by The True Obtuse Nigga February 28, 2019
Neither party really cares about the other, but they stay together because it's easier than breaking up.
by ohmygodimasian April 16, 2014
What Bruce Willis would be if he was a triangle.
by PoliPotter April 13, 2009
A Zelda themed position that, at least, involves two males, two females and a protractor. (Can involve three males and three females, but such complexity is rarely successful since it requires a second protractor).
Link is pretty lazy, so when he uses the obtuse triforce position , he gets Navi to hold the protractor.
by BluePine7 November 30, 2012
Your an obtuse Squabajuice head ass.
by ThickNiggaAlex June 13, 2018