17 definitions by PoliPotter
| 1. | Zeus Willis | ||
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What Bruce Willis would be if he was a Greek god. "Zeus Willis was beyond MORTAL THOUGHT."
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| 2. | Juice Willis | ||
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What Bruce Willis would be if he was a drink. "Aye, dawg. You want some of this Juice Willis? It's to DIE HARD for."
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| 3. | Goose Willis | ||
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What Bruce Willis would be if he was a bird. "When we went hunting, I brought my ALPHA DOG to retrieve the Goose Willis."
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| 4. | Abstruse Willis | ||
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What Bruce Willis would be if he was difficult to penetrate. "The BANDITS couldn't get in the building, 'cause it was too Abstruse Willis."
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| 5. | Seduce Willis | ||
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What Bruce Willis would be if he lead astray. "I went to the bar to Seduce Willis a PERFECT STRANGER."
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| 6. | Excuse Willis | ||
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What Bruce Willis would be if he was a justification. "Don't give me that Excuse Willis, I'm NOBODY'S FOOL."
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| 7. | Dr. Seuss Willis | ||
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What Bruce Willis would be if he was a children's writer. "Dr. Seuss Willis wrote a book teaching kids how to count to LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN."
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