Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.) 

Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.) is the month following distribution of stacks of phonebooks commonly observed by "phonebook dumping" them in front of offices of the business in who's name they are distributed (i.e., Verizon, Pacific Bell). Contrary to the "invisible" cancellation of subscriptions, phonebook dumping is an attempt to bring consequences to bear upon businesses that generate stacks of unwanted phonebooks. C.f., "phonebook dumping."

Every year we observe one or two weekends in Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.) by collecting copies from all the lobbies and mailrooms on the block in a shopping cart and phonebook dumping them in front of the Verizon store in the middle of the night. Then we get smashed.

Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.) by fizzyfizzz January 4, 2012

Time undefined until observed by light 

Quantum theory for time undefined until observed by light, or tuuls for short, are quantum Particles that exist within an atom that connect the 3rd and 4th dimension once they are observed.

The time undefined until observed by light within the fabric of space resulted in peices of time to appear negative.

Time undefined until observed by light by Jefew November 23, 2024

observevasion 

Observing ones surroundings to the point or near the point of self exclusion. Often combined with a compulsion to write down or verbally narate observations and/or interpretations.

Please pardon my observevasion. You don't mind if I bring my journal do you? I think I'm disappearing.

observevasion by Ferugualatin March 29, 2008

observe 

To sit back and pay attention

She observed everything that was going on around her, then she made her move

observe by @surrenderwasapose December 28, 2017

observer 

is a person who watches people but isn’t a stalker

marget:what is she doing why she staring at everyone
crystal: oh she’s an observer, it’s not creepy at all

observer by INeedLikeSomeTurtlesMilk May 28, 2018

Designated Observer 

When a friend or bro is responsible for telling his friend or bro what he said and did the night before, when the subject being observed is presumably 'shit-faced' or 'fucked up'.

A Designated Observer may tell his bro about a conversation he had with an attractive female he was trying to 'score with' or 'tap'.

Designated Observer by therealbrofessor February 21, 2010

Kurious Observer 

A photography/videography brand owned and pioneered by the author and poet, Michael Bassey Johnson. Founded in 2021, its mission has been an odd one: to dive in deep, learn about and celebrate Nature, creating an awareness of its beauty and magnificence irrespective of country, gender, race, age, and geography.

Person 1: Could you remind me of that line from the Kurious Observer Video footage?

Person 2: “Spontaneous moments in Nature captured and brought to you by Kurious Observer.”

Person 1: When did Michael Bassey Johnson start the Kurious Observer vlog?

Person 2: In February 2021, when he published the book, “Song of a Nature Lover.”

Person 1: How many people are in the Kurious Observer team?

Person 2: There are no members yet.

Person 1: What or Who is a Kurious Observer?

Person 2: It is not a person, but an idea. And It stands for highly observant people. People who trust and see the beauty in nature.

Person 1: Where can I purchase Kurious Observer products?

Person 2: Redbubble

Person 1: Is there a blog or website for Kurious Observer?

Person 2: Yes.

Kurious Observer by Agency33 March 24, 2022