80% of America

Europe chicks are HOT. American chicks are obese and 10feet large and the earth shakes when they walk..
by Stf_bim May 17, 2007
Extremely fat and ugly. So fat that if you were to offer a woman 30 g she would turn you down.

So fat that almost every man would be preferable to your obese bloated ass.

So fat you are easily made fun of and used or pitied by women while they're making love to their boyfriend and your fat ass is showing up at their door. They are laughing up in the room that an obese man is at the door.

So fat you will most likely be a lifelong virgin.
Vitale is an obese motherfucker who is used to get laughed at.
by thin. January 28, 2009
Someone who is very large, can be seen from miles away. Needs to eat every 5 minutes or they will have to engage in cannabalism with oneself. Most of the time will not fit on your screen when viewing their facebook profile.
Geek 1: 'Oh My God watch out for that new kid muyiwa rolling down the corridor :( , he's soo Obese just bull dozing those kids out of the way!!'
Geek 2: 'I know he rolled over the headmaster once !'
by Victimofomole December 21, 2011
Being morbidly overweight and fat; lack of physical activity
25 percent of obese children do not get exercise.
by lpsgirl426 February 17, 2015
Anything bad, terrible, or you jus don't like.
Roleena: I was thinkin bout gettin pink and orange high lights in mah weave.

Florida: Nawh girl, that sounds obese af.
Roleena: Yeah, you're right. Floridaaaa..
by TheIllestKid1123 December 31, 2012
very fat and nasty, gets dumped a lot because people cant stand to look at them
check out sal, he's obese. Ha ha ha
by pesteds August 24, 2007
When you can't see your penis without bending over.

(Not to be confused with "teeny weenie": when your wife can't see your penis without bending over.)
George, you've become obese; I hope you start to appreciate what I've been putting up with for all these years.
by andrewgggg January 02, 2011

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