obamafuscate 

to engage a smoke screen of nonsensical political type weasal words in the guise of openess to blur and cover one's negative actions, deeds or relationships.

the candidate completely obamafuscated his relationship to the pastor of his church.

obamafuscate by em bee kay May 1, 2008

obamafuscation 

the state of confusion created to smoke-screen or cover-up when a candidate for the presidency screws the pooch.

as news of the purient, anti american, anti semitic, anti israel comments on the campaign website finally came to the main stream media's attention the senators team went into full obamafuscation mode.

obamafuscation by em bee kay June 18, 2008

Obamafuscation 

Any statement that begins with "Now, let me be perfectly clear".

In a total Obamafuscation he said: Now, let me be perfectly clear. I can’t always have my birth certificate plastered on my forehead.

Obamafuscation by Squaretumbleweed September 5, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012