Oatly

An organic, try-hard hipster who won't stop reminding you that they were cow-boob-free before you.

Smells like they're from a farm.

Thinks Tarantino's best film is the one the fewest people have watched.

Wouldn't be caught in a store-bought halloween outfit.

Totally basic, but lets everyone call them alt.

Flat white guy: yo can I get that Oatly alt drink in my flat white?
Coffee shop guy wearing a beret: the one that's really into music made of plant noises?
Flat white guy: yeah, they're really not like the other drinks

by bad bitch betty December 13, 2021

oatliness

A quantification of how oatly a thing is; how much it is like oats.

Wilford Brimley (known in hacking circles as Teh M3g4 W1lfr0D) has a high oatliness quotient

by Jimbob Jones January 11, 2004

Oatly

Fan favorite oat based drink product for those who experience a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children.

Hey man how many kids did you meet drinking Oatly™??

by OatlyUK February 8, 2021

Oatly tourism

When your out of Oatly, no supermarket has it on stock and you travel to different different locations all over the world just to get more Oatly.

There are no travel agencies that promote Oatly tourism - YET!

by Oatly-Guy April 8, 2018