by Jimbob Jones January 11, 2004
An organic, try-hard hipster who won't stop reminding you that they were cow-boob-free before you.
Smells like they're from a farm.
Thinks Tarantino's best film is the one the fewest people have watched.
Wouldn't be caught in a store-bought halloween outfit.
Totally basic, but lets everyone call them alt.
Smells like they're from a farm.
Thinks Tarantino's best film is the one the fewest people have watched.
Wouldn't be caught in a store-bought halloween outfit.
Totally basic, but lets everyone call them alt.
Flat white guy: yo can I get that Oatly alt drink in my flat white?
Coffee shop guy wearing a beret: the one that's really into music made of plant noises?
Flat white guy: yeah, they're really not like the other drinks
Coffee shop guy wearing a beret: the one that's really into music made of plant noises?
Flat white guy: yeah, they're really not like the other drinks
by bad bitch betty December 13, 2021
Fan favorite oat based drink product for those who experience a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children.
by OatlyUK February 8, 2021
When your out of Oatly, no supermarket has it on stock and you travel to different different locations all over the world just to get more Oatly.
by Oatly-Guy April 8, 2018