OATS

Abbreviation for Old-Ass Technologies. This term is most commonly used when referring to old proprietary electronics or computer systems.

I don't touch that stuff. Those are OATS issues for the old farts.

by Xtoff December 9, 2008

Oats

An ounce of any form of marijuana.

Do you think you could tick me a couple oats?

by GreenCliffsOfDover December 28, 2011

oating

to be affectionate or to show love to your significant other

pls accept this it’s for my wife

“i’m oating at you rn”
“ily, can’t wait to oat at you in person”

by oatkitton March 1, 2020

oat

acronym for One Ah Tiong, or a PRC (chinese from China)

Can be used in plural tense, oats, to indicate multiple ah tiongs.

I walked past a group of oats singing Wondergirl "Nobody"

by the oat chief November 29, 2010

oats

oats. As in slang for "Okay", "Word", and shit like that, mostly for agreeing with something strongly.

Other Slang Uses:

-Oatsin' (As in "Chillin")
-Oaties
-Fuckin Oats
-Goaties
-Toy Boaties
-Pass Noties
-And shit with oats in it

How do you like that Mr.C? Special FUCKING K, SCUMBAG.
Babe Ruth wasn't on the FUCKING serial box so don't jizz in your pants.

To Our GAY ASS FUCKING TEACHERS:

Gay Ass Teachers They All Fucking Suck So Much Cock Fuck Every Teacher Fuck You All FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK SHIT SUCKA FUCKING COCK MOTHER FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT YOU MOTHER FUCKERS GO FUCKING DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE AND FUCK YOURSELF WITH A BREADSTICK YOU MOTHER FUCKERS I FUCKING HATYE YOU ALL WE ALL FUCKING DO YOU GO FUCKING DIE EVEN MORE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES YOU HAVE NO FUCKING LIVES LOOKING SHIT UP ON URBANDICTIONARY LIKE YOU KNOW SHIT LOOK THIS ONE UP FAGGTS - OATS

Jake: Hey Mary Beth! Suck our fucking dongs you nasty fire crotch.

Randy: Oh shit that's fuckin' OATS!

by Randy + Jake June 10, 2007

Oats

Word meaning, "dumb ass mother fucker" and the word is also often oriented with theft of private property, from one's close friends.

Oats just robbed me blind!

by saj01 August 12, 2008

Oat

Characterized by fair hair of indeterminate color, light eyes (blue/ gray/ blue-gray/ hazel), long-loose limbs and slow gait like that of oat stalks in the wind. (Also used as 'Oaty', 'Oat-boy'/ 'Oat-girl'. Adj.- 'Oatiness')

Oh, man, that Dan is such a delicious Oat! Love his blond hair, gray-eyed, lazy loping walk.

But I'm never going to get him, he only dates other oats. I am too dark-haired, dark-eyed, short and nimble for him.

by TiniGini December 16, 2008