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oapaedophile 

Someone who is attracted to old aged pensioners.
1 - How old's your new girlfriend?
2 - 78
1 - What?!?!?!? You is only 21, you're a blatant oapaedophile
oapaedophile by SteveMcDonald February 3, 2009
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Someone who is sexually attracted to older people.

Pronounced "oh ay peedo".
Guy #1: Dude Madonna is so freaking hot!
Guy #2: Are you serious!? She's like 75!
Guy #1: She's still hot, asshole!
Guy #2: You're such an OAPaedo.
OAPaedo by Beeth October 5, 2007
When one finds the much older woman very attractive going out his way to make a advance on her..
Manhead and Anal Dong went to Luton on a course, Anal Dong was trying to bust some moves on a old hoe at the brache, Manhead called Anal Dong a OApaedo,
OApaedo by tobycavery1 February 21, 2009
the opposite of a paedophile, a young person (nominaly in mid teens) who spends their social time with old people and/or doing old peoples pass-times e.g lawn bowls
Guy 1: you coming out later

Guy B: na im going down to play bowls with the afternooners

Guy 1: you're such an OAPeedo
OAPeedo by Lynx Fever September 20, 2009
A younger person who has sex with pensioners.
(These people are usually called Lee Golding.)

Not in the slightly kinky Mrs Robinson way.
The Oapeado is into humping grey matter.
They will not be put off by false teeth or incontinence infact it's often a desirable attribute.
Oh my goodness, you fucked her/him/they!
They're like 80yrs old, you Oapeado!
Oapeado by CB4PEE-OH! August 13, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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