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Someone who pedos on Old Age Pensioners.
"Lets go to the old peoples' home"
"No, you fackn' OAPedo!"
OAPedo by Hecky May 1, 2009
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1. A cartel of the major oil producing. Their sold purpose of banding together is to combat Zionism in all its forms. This group banded together during the 1973 Arab-Israeli War to stop Zionist support of an illegal occupation and invasion of Palestine. Current Zionist nations include the EU and US. Majority of these nations are completely against Zionism and support of Israel, but the few in power are either jewish or on their payroll. In turn, this has created manufactured oil shortages and outrageous oil prices.
Man, than OPEC really hates those jews/zionists/israelis
OPEC by shdwsclan May 22, 2009

OPEC's dream come true 

Any town which has 10% or less of its population younger than 55, has no public transportation, and any place to buy goods at a reasonable price is just outside of a 3 hour walk one way. So called because you need a car to get anywhere fun, and cars burn gasoline, which means more $$$ for the oil companies. If you are lucky, you might be able to take a ride to Wal*Mart on unicorn or dragon for a small fare (I'm being sarcastic on that last sentence.)

The main advantage is low crime, if a bank gets robbed, a walker or cane would of been used as a deadly weapon.
Grandma:"Mabye we could move to Tiverton!"
Youngun:"Tiverton! That's OPEC's dream come true!"
An international consortium of charlatans, thieves, and extortionists who rip off their client nations (especially the US) using corrupt business practices and the unholy power of money. A mafia of nations that cuts back its production to drive up prices.
We should declare war on OPEC, invade them, annihilate them, and take them over through force.

Kill 'em all!
OPEC by Iggy Hazard January 16, 2004
Old aged penis - the female equivalent of a granny grabber. A woman who likes older men of grandfather age, 60 plus at least.
See that old codger with Gabby? Yeah, she's tappin' that - she loves a bit of OAPenis. I couldn't do it, imagine how wrinkly an old mans ball bag would be?
OAPenis by Grill Bill October 19, 2012
A word mainly used as a nickname or slang term amongst gang members in the U.S. Used to describe a clean lick or good shotta. Or also used to describe a person who watches their surroundings and knows how to handle themselves and their money on the block.
We gave them bustas the "Oape" homie!
Whats Snappin "Oape".
Oape by realg4 September 3, 2017