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Nympholepsy 

to suffer from a rare ailment whereby one experiences severe and debilitating seizures from the endless pursuit of sexual encounters. Much like an orgasm, but with more terrifying and violent endings than that of the common orgasm. Found rarely in women, as men tend to possess more of the genetic triggers that can cause this impairment. Difficult to diagnose at first glance, but quite obvious when encountered. Signs of nympholepsy include rigid arms, legs, genitals, fingers and toes, as well as bent wrists, ear to ear grin, rapid convulsions of the hips, followed by sounds not found in any language on earth. Nearby, there is usually a woman with goddess like features, curled up naked in a fetal position in the corner unsure of what is happening. When this syndrome has been found in women, they are usually perched frozen upon a male companion's genitals as her seizure has caused severe tightening of the nether-region and clamped down securely.
Great word………and if you want to see this condition in person, stop by my office at your convenience. The woman curled up in the corner in a fetal position with goddess like features will remain anonymous! Then stop by later and witness the female goddess in a state of Nympholepsy. No pictures!
Nympholepsy by puregenious October 6, 2010
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nympholeptic 

One who falls into a trance while oogling the opposite sex, usually in public with girlfriend/boyfriend present. These men are also usually addicted to pornography.
My nympholeptic boyfriend drools over every attractive woman we pass....
nympholeptic by Samantha & Chris November 21, 2006
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nympholepsyitis 

Randomly falling asleep and having sex. Miming having sex while sleeping. Symptoms might include feeling sore in sensitive areas, random bruises that you do not remember getting, and vivid sex dreams.
"I didn't get a very good night sleep last night, I think I might have nympholepsyitis.

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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