1. A crazy, wacko idiot.
2. A spice
1. James: I can fly!!!! See, I'm flying!!!
Sarah: Shut up, nutmeg.

2. Add half a teaspoon of nutmeg.
by loserssayWHAT April 1, 2007
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1. a slang term for lsd. 2. also a spice often used in egg nog.
1. jimmy and jack dropped some nutmeg last night and they were fucked up. 2. every christmas i like to put a sprinkle of nutmeg on my egg nog.
by frank345 August 25, 2010
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Used to express anger in an appropriate way. Uses vary grammatically; ranging from a noun to a verb to even an adjective!
1. You son of a nutmeg!
2. You're such a flipping nutmeg!
3. You nutmegging nutmeg!
by leaping tiger February 2, 2005
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Nutmeg a very useful spice. Also is the ultimate natural high that lasts up to three days. Take one container of the smallest one from the supermarket. Dump entire contents into hot cup of water and mix with a tea bag. Down the whole cup. All residue must be consumed. It may taste like shit but you will be high for days. Must consume on empty stomach to get full effect and don't vomit. Takes about 1 to 2 hr to start tripping. You will peak in about 12 to 18 hours. Toking is not recommended while on Nutmeg as a result you will go nuts.
by nutmeger February 17, 2004
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A particulary sneaky manoeuvre in football (soccer) that involves kicking the ball through an opponent's legs. Usually followed with cheers of "Wheeyyy!" or "MEGS!"
"Megs!! Wheyyyyy, get in."
by Dave Lee July 10, 2005
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A commonly found kitchen spice that can be used to get high. I know it sounds like bullshit but trust me. Now, it tastes like as and you may throw up. This is why i recomend mixing it with something or putting it in empty pill capoles. You can also put it in a small square of paper and turn it into a ball and which to consume like a pill.

What most people,and even i, tend to do is take the correct amount,not feel high for hours and take even more... well for me it took a day,but now that it kicked in,its the wierdest and most awsome high ever. I noticed paroniod acions, very intense thoughts(good),and sudden nioses scared the tits out of me. The most enjoyable symptom is multiple personalities. I have been talking to myself for like 2 fucking hours. I recommend u try it once. The most important thingto remember, YOU CAN OVERDOSE. I would probably take 3 teaspoons or 2 table spoons of the shit.

Good luck!~~
Shit man, we used all the weed last saturday.

Dude,lets do some meg.

Sounds good, but does nutmeg work?

Hells ya man!
by Studdering stoner May 3, 2008
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