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Get thee to a nunnery 

A literate way of telling a whore to GTFO. For the times when a simple "fuck off" just doesn't do it for you.

Often used when condescension is desired, this term leaves a lasting sting that can only be made by citing shakespeare. Confusion, hurt, and self-doubt often are common side effects experienced by its victims. To be used wisely, or not to be used at all.
Whore: "Hey there, buy me a drink?"
You: "Get thee to a nunnery, skank."
Whore: *sob*
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Nunnally factor 

An aura of attractiveness that people with a disability or handicap have.

Come from the anime Code Geass in which Nunnally is a very pretty blind girl in a wheelchair.
Person one: How can you think that girl is hot? She's in a wheelchair for god's sake.

Person two: I don't know man. She's got the Nunnally factor.
Nunnally factor by Studwalker June 21, 2009
A brothel.

Etymology: Since the Elizabethan era, nun has been slang for a prostitute (ref. William Faulkner, "Requiem for a Nun"), and a nunnery referred to a brothel.

See also: Abbess, Bordello, Brothel, Nun, Whorehouse
"Polly Adler, in her memoir 'A House is Not a Home,' tells of her time as the abbess of the Big Town's poshest nunnery."

Walter Winchell, 1953
Nunnery by Twathenge April 26, 2006

Nunnilingus 

Female-to-female oral sex performed within the walls of the convent. See nunt
Sister Bartholomew was exhausted after a vigorous bout of nunnilingus, but she still took time to floss, brush and gargle.

nunned up 

when you are a nun and decide to get reckless for the night.. steps to get nunned.
1. take your nun hat off
2. get some really weak alcohol (daiquiris are what i prefer)
3. drink WAAY to much

4. & last but not least.. enjoy being nunned the fuck up !
Dude, that bitch is way to nunned up.

Yo, you tryna get nunned up tonight ? ill bring the daiquiris..

Nunneries 

An alternate word for jibberish thanks to autocorrect!
Sydney speaks more nunneries then she does English! 😂
Nunneries by N.M.B.L. August 3, 2018