number 3

Pee and poop at the same time (1+2).

Hurry up in there! I gotta go number 3!

by reltihfloda April 25, 2022

number 3

unlike number 1 and 2, number 3 is masturbation

i need to do a number 3

by alien ed May 27, 2008

number 3

Having diahrrea or the action of urinating and passing a bowel movement at the same time.

Gretta: "I have to go the bathroom real bad!"
Marla: "Is it #1 or #2?"
Gretta: "Its worse! I feel a #3 comin' on!"

by gretta March 21, 2005

number 3

Restroom term for diarrhea. If number one is urinate and number two is defecate than number 3 is both at the same time.

Pissing out your butt.

Hershey squirts.

I had number 3 all morning after a night of drinking draft beer!

by Max Pontiac December 20, 2006

Number 3

Pee, wee, urinate

Comes from the childrens nursery rhyme:

Number 1, tickle my bum
Number 2, do a big poo
Number 3, go for a wee

by Kellygirl February 12, 2012

Number 3

Rhyming slang for doing a pee or wee (urinate)

In the same way number 2 is rhyming slang for poo.

Had too much to drink, gotta go number 3.

by Jazpur September 4, 2011

a number 3

A number 3: a used term, when going to the bathroom. Specifically, going into the bathroom to masturbate.

Henry is taking a number 1, Becky is taking a number 2, and Jack... Is taking a number 3.

by Oweenie Bang Gweenie July 13, 2019