Definitions by reltihfloda

poopwardly 

In the direction whence one poops.

Anal sex is done by inserting the penis poopwardly.

poopwardly by reltihfloda January 11, 2025

craptastic 

Fantastically crappy. Nothing is craptastic by accident. Craptastic things are only made by extreme incompetence, negligence or maliciousness.

"Attack on Titan" is a craptastic translation of "Shingeki no kyojin", it actually means "Invasion of the giants".

craptastic by reltihfloda December 1, 2024

dog walker

A small joint, the right size to have a quick smoke while walking your dog. Sometimes made by rolling with two filters and then removing one of them.

"How much weed do you have left?"
"Just a tiny bit, but enough for a dog walker".

dog walker by reltihfloda August 20, 2024

Rapetard 

A person so retarded that they are likely to commit rape unknowingly because they cannot understand the concept of consent. Rapetards are an especially dangerous form of rapist because if prosecuted, a rapetard will likely be found incompetent to stand trial or not guilty by insanity. Chris-chan is a famous example.

If you're going to Tyler's house, bring some bear mace. His brother is a rapetard.

Rapetard by reltihfloda April 12, 2023

number 3 

Pee and poop at the same time (1+2).

Hurry up in there! I gotta go number 3!

number 3 by reltihfloda April 25, 2022

fauck

Intentional misspelling of "fuck". Was widely used in the early days of the internet to evade wordfilters.

fauck you

fauck by reltihfloda March 8, 2022

fart rape 

When you fart so hard you cause someone's genitals to turn inside out, which counts as rape under Missouri state law.

Ow! You just fart raped me with that last fart! You're lucky we're not in St. Louis, I'd call the cops on you.

fart rape by reltihfloda March 5, 2022