When a chick refuses analwet her asshole with your finger, take a bit of coke and blow it directly onto her anus. Wait a few seconds and proceed to fuck her ass she will never know you were there
Bitch wouldn't give up her ass the tease so I gave her the dirty herb numb bum and then gave her busfare and showed her the door
A 'rumb numb bumb' is generally defined as the act of; firstly, having anal sex with a black woman for a long enough period of time as to greatly open up her anus, secondly, using a funnel (or a similar funnel-like device), one must pour alcohol (specifically rum) into the opening and thirdly, one must then drink the rum out until one's mouth is rendered numb from the alcohol.
Tim: "So, Bill, how'd your date with Sha'quesh'qua the other night go?"
Bill: "Dude, you wouldn't believe if I told you; I totally got a rumb numb bumb!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'