6 definitions by flapjackal
When youre slapping your cock across a girls face and she grabs it mid slap with her teeth looks up at you and growls
I never even knew nice girls could pull a cockslap interception. I only got that from back alley Ho's before
by flapjackal May 22, 2015
A Threesome sexual Position where a woman lays over the lap of a male and reaches behind her to give him a hand job while the third person performs anal on the woman in such a way that the two men optimally climax simultaneously.with little thought to the woman's satisfaction or pleasure....typical dirtbag position.
Hey Graham lets slay a Back Door Handy today. my girlfriend's sister's looking hot and my gf is mad at me anyway.....sooooooo?
by flapjackal August 1, 2015
Threesome position where the female lays across the lap of one male, reaches behind and gives him a hand job while the second male kneels beside his buddy and slams her ass
by flapjackal July 14, 2015
When a chick refuses anal wet her asshole with your finger, take a bit of coke and blow it directly onto her anus. Wait a few seconds and proceed to fuck her ass she will never know you were there
Bitch wouldn't give up her ass the tease so I gave her the dirty herb numb bum and then gave her busfare and showed her the door
by flapjackal May 22, 2015
ten different girls, in ten different locations,using ten different sexual positions, climaxing ten times, all recorded for proof and porn. in a 36 consecutive hour stretch with no girl being aware of any of the others.
stewmeister Finished his third Dirty Herb Decathalon this year.. how does he do it? ive been trying for years..
by flapjackal August 1, 2015
When a guy is so hot fo a girl that as soon as she climbs on him cowboy style he thrusts 2 times and is finished.
Cathy: " sooo how was your date with josh" was he awes....." Me (cutting her off mid sentence shaking my heasd disgustedly) " 8 second rodeo "
by flapjackal September 23, 2019