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52.
To nuke someone is to get revenge on them by finding something so awful and embarrassing and disgusting about them and sharing it with gossipy girls and watching the damage ensue!
Markie was a little bitch and stole a girl from me just becaues I bought her candy, so I sent out a nuke on that retarded bastard and it worked. he won't get to rape any drunk freshmen anymore
by jesse September 10, 2006
 
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Nuke is the greatest tool of peace ever made. It prevent wars and, then it the war starts, nuke finish it quickly.

Nuking Stuff has proven popular over the last few years, especially with nazis, right-wing religious groups and crazed uncles. By far, the most popular nuking method is the old 'drop a nuke' but there are also such more intelligent methods, used by people like George Bush - these include 'get a clever person to plan it for you'.

Nuking stuff to music has also recently become very popular. 'Nuke Music' consists of terrorist bands such as System of a Down, Rage Against the Machine and N-Sync. Professional nukers will also listen to Britney Spears, but this is only for advanced nukers. Another skill often attempted by Nukers is NUKING IN TIME TO MUSIC. This type of nuking involves a rhythm and a beat, and plenty of time and effort. Nukes are launched by correctly stepping on one of four arrows at the right time, the more preciseley the arrow is stepped on the more people are killed. A good Nuker can kill a few billion people (hell, it's China) in one round (a full war takes three rounds).
Nuclear recipe

Here is a recipe to a nuke i found in the oval office

2 kilo's uranium 2 kilo's pie 1 very big empty bomb 60,000 cookies 1 G. bush 1 land to nuke 0 braincells Much insanity

To make:

1. Mix the uranium with the pppie]] and put it in george bush.

2. Then, after a day, take bush his shit and put it in the bomb.

3. Add cookies

4. Drop it at the land you selected

Done!

The small letter: Uranium can only be found in bush his secret bunker or the planet ur-anus.
by kodiac1 July 12, 2006
 
37.
to stink up bathroom so bad that cocroachs tak cover
i nuked it
by Anonymous September 04, 2003
 
38.
a gay person who likes to let dogs lick peanut butter off his dick.
nuke is a fag.
by awculero April 28, 2012
 
39.
1. a nuclear device or facility

2. to destroy with a nuclear weapon

3. to cook or heat something in a microwave oven
The eventual report confirmed that Iraq did not have nukes or any other WMDs.
by Light Joker August 22, 2005
 
40.
Brah we bout to get blown up by these Nukes around here
A nuke a huge girl u stay away from at any cost
by The motivation August 25, 2010
 
41.
a spliff with only tobacco at the beginning, the rest being purely marijuana.
Hey Einstein, how's that nuke comin?
by AdventrureCrew June 02, 2010
 
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1. (n) In TribalWars, a massive multiplayer online real-time strategy game, an attack consisting of all the available offensive troops in a village.

2. (v) In TribalWars, to send all available offensive troops in one village to attack another.
1. That guy attacked my friend, so I'm going to throw a nuke or two his way to teach him not to mess with my friends.

2. I'll nuke you if you dare to attack anyone in my tribe!
by Aether Nacola April 05, 2010