The NUB

An individual who overcompensates for having small gentles by purchasing Volkswagens and going to many country music concerts.

(John) Look at that tool in the GTI bumpin country music....(Jason) That has to be The NUB!!!!

by PLAB May 3, 2010

nubs

plural of nub, a player who exhibits negative skill

player: why are you shooting at each other? you're on a team
nubs: yeah, we're winning
player: fucking nubs

by dan456 August 22, 2006

nubbed

The term used to describe a situation when someone have being drinking or smoking a lot and fell asleep in front of his computer

A - Hey I haven't heard of Mike, you know where he went ?
B- Oh he probably just got nubbed

by Serbd February 27, 2022

nubs

Someone with no arms or legs, so they have nubs, so they are nubs.

From a NOFX song.

Dude, shes got no arms or legs.
Yeah dufus, shes nubs.

by George November 21, 2004

Nub

An erect clitoris. Used in place of "boner" when the subject is female.

Simon Cowell gives me such a nub.

by pinky_toe February 18, 2010

Nub

A nub is a version of noob, except a nub is when someone has been doing something for a long period of time and is still stupid and has no clue what they are doing.

Jake: That teacher is a nub...
Shannah: yeah i know, shes been doing this for like what, 30 years? And she claims she knows how to put a computer back together.

by Shann`uh September 23, 2007

Nub

(Noun) A small bump. Somethings that are usually referred to as nubs include, but are not limited to: A not fully erect penis; A small penis; a small bump on any person or thing.

Oh wow! Is that a nub in your pants!

by Trashist January 12, 2017