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NSV (Non Swimming Variety)

In the vernacular, a term used to describe various ethnic groups who regularly book snorkeling trips when they can't even swim. Said groups subsequently spend the entire trip sea sick and do not tip at the end of the trip.
NSV (Non Swimming Variety) 1: We should go snorkeling!
NSV (Non Swimming Variety) 2: Dude, we can't even swim!
NSV (Non Swimming Variety) 1: So! We are on vacation, what is the worst thing that can happen!
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Acronym for "Norf Slutcliffe Volvo Massiff" The baddest posse in Perth. Entry to the posse requires a member to have purchased a volvo or have affiliation to the car manufacturer. Members are known Notoriously for affiliation with fly bitches.
Yo mofo! you F**K wit me u F**K wit da entire NSVM. wagwan...
NSVM by Hemz Dogga May 31, 2003
an apparent “gang” started by a white wannabe black kid named angelo that stands for “NS Vegas Killaz” 😂 joke of the century
That one kid that always was suspended and
in behavior school wnd always cheats on his girls that goes to CMS apparently made a gang called NSVK
nsvk by baddiecrip April 4, 2020
Hey, the NSVP for my new business is that we deliver quality service, or you get your money back.
NSVP by anonymous December 28, 2023
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026