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joose nozzles 

Used in conjunction with a joose-bag, the joose nozzles are used singularly as a tip of which is inserted into the rectum. This is to facilitate the process of receiving an alcohol enema. This is commonly known as "getting joosed," due to the use of the Joose brand flavored and caffeinated alcohol beverage as the alcohol of choice.

The joose nozzle can be of varying size, diameter, and length, depending on the experience of the recipient.

Pictures of a joose nozzle can be found here (section 6):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema
Hey Leeroy! Make sure you sanitize them joose nozzles before you stick any of em in your ass and get joosed!
joose nozzles by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009
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milk nozzles 

The mammory glands of a male/female
Did you see the size of Red's milk nozzles?!
milk nozzles by brefunk March 10, 2006
Exceptionally large and loose vaginal lips, which dangle far from the vaginal opening and prodigiously produce queefs during vaginal intercourse. Basically the female equivalent of low hangers.
Dude, I got all shitfaced drunk last night, and ate out Maria. She's got noozies that hang down to her knees!
noozies by Steve Scarabin June 15, 2009
A slang term used to describe the benzodiazepine, Clonozepam(Clonopin).
My doctor refilled my Nozzies and my Lexies(Lexapro).
Nozzie by Qban Thunder March 20, 2019

snuggle nuzzle nozzles 

large breasts that are big enough to snuggle and nuzzle
Did you see Emily's snuggle nuzzle nozzles? She should wear sweaters more often!
a way to describe NO!! without sounding too harsh. Pronounced no-z-ls, it is a feminine exclamation that can be used in a jocular manner or can be said with severity and get a guy to stop shagging you when you dont want it.
It must be said in a girly voice.
oh nozzles!! not my toes!!
oh nozzles, struan, i want chocolate cake!!
oh nozzles, im having sex!! NOZZLES!!!!
nozzles by Bugsy Scotland M January 19, 2008

Nozzie blast 

The act of ejaculating in a female’s (or male’s) nostrils for sexual gratification.
I gave that chick a nozzie blast last night. She was blowing out cum boogers for hours!
Nozzie blast by ocbrayan September 5, 2021