large thing indigenous to the native county of ham-sons.
You are as fat as a nowak!!
by Tim Perry December 01, 2006
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A person who's house you can go to and do whatever the hell you want! Has parties normally every weekend, and when they don't want them friends just show up anyways!
Lol Brandon's pulling a total nowak this weekend!!!
by Kraper March 05, 2008
An adjective generally used to refer to a bad teacher or the teacher of a class that is usually referred to as one's "least favorite class of the day."
I really hate my 2nd period history class. The teacher is such a Nowak that they take away my interest in the subject.
by RedBedRedemption October 21, 2011
being a no-show to an event or activity
i waited for you at the game, but i was nowaked cause you didnt show up
by turkeygob September 30, 2010