A "NOvie" is a movie you play during some intimate encounter (that no-one actually watches) to shield you from any uncomfortable silence.
Mike: "Jen came over last night so I popped in a novie and we talked till the mood struck right."
by sunbl00d September 02, 2011
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An ol' fart with a saggy ass and an extremely huge cock!
golly gee! you were pounded by a novie?
by jimmy88927 April 23, 2008