Novelepsy 

Noun: A disorder characterized by uncontrollable attacks of sleep during reading.

Tedious reads such as textbooks, contracts, and emails from your friend about how the ex is still jerking him/her around seven months later often bring on the nodding, blinking, and eventual unconscious state attributed to individuals suffering from this disorder. In severe cases, attacks may occur during good reads.

WARNING: If you fall asleep during common activities such as urinating, driving, and making toast, you may be suffering from narcolepsy or inebriation. Or you could just need more sleep. Please consult a physician before reading further.

College Bro A: Aw man... novelepsy for the lose. Wake up, bro, you're drooling on my anatomy book.

College Bro B: ... What about drooling on your anatomy?

College Bro C: That's what she said.

College Bro A: High five!

Novelepsy by McSantos May 18, 2009

novelesque

1. In the manner of or resembling a novel.
1b. Like a novel.

2. A letter, email, journal/blog entry or comment which is very lengthy and long-winded.

3.When something is much longer than originally intended.

4. A stripped down version of a novel.

1. I hope you enjoyed my novelesque letter--I guess I had more to say than I thought!

2. His journal entries are always very novelesque. I've yet to see him use less than three paragraphs to express his ideas or describe what he had for breakfast.

3. Sorry for the novelesque response, I kinda went off on a tangent there.

4. Her NaNoWriMo submission was more novelesque than a true novel. Perhaps she'll make more of a concentrated effort next time.

novelesque by duckyass November 15, 2005