Noun: A disorder characterized
by uncontrollable attacks
of sleep during reading.
Tedious reads such
as textbooks, contracts, and emails from your friend about how the ex is still jerking him/her around seven months
later often bring
on the nodding, blinking, and eventual unconscious state attributed to individuals suffering from this disorder. In severe cases, attacks
during good reads.
WARNING: If you fall asleep during common
as urinating, driving, and making toast, you may be suffering from narcolepsy or inebriation. Or you could
just need more
sleep. Please consult a physician before reading further.