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he's not home right now 

Excuse given by the mother, father, or other relative or friend of a less-than-altruistic "friend" not to call someone back on the phone.
I tried to call my (sarcastically spoken) wonderful friend Peter, but all I get is his sister on the phone telling me he's not home right now.
he's not home right now by pentozali February 28, 2008

I’m not home 

The excuse that chey and I use in order to not give Jenna Galasso homework that she never does.
Jenna: can I have the math
Me+chey: I’m not home
I’m not home by Lilbabypeep05 February 8, 2019

notomeeting 

Using zoom versus GoToMeeting for virtual meetings.
Hi Zack, let’s meet online?
GoToMeeting?
Notomeeting, let’s use zoom
notomeeting by Steves4439 April 23, 2020

nothoseoksbeanie 

a kpop fanpage who deserves more clout 🙄‼️
anyways stan loona
nothoseoksbeanie is so underrated
nothoseoksbeanie by nothoseoksbeanie December 20, 2020
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026