probably one of the best medical dramas ever to hit television, features Hugh Laurie, who plays the anti-social, sarcastic, pain in the ass doctor, who specializes in recognizing infectious diseases. He and his team of doctors take on extremely hard cases, House usually ends being right about the disease at the end of the day.
This show is truly great and it murders Scrubs.
This show is truly great and it murders Scrubs.
Dr. House: (in a southern accent) Come on in, brothers and sister! Welcome to the house of the Lord!
Dr. Cameron: House, come on, the chapel?
Dr. House: We have been blessed with the miracle of a new symptom. Brother, can you testify as to why this poor child’s eyeball rolled back into his head?
Dr. Chase: It’s consistent with jimsonweed poisoning — ocular paralysis.
(a man sitting in the pew gets up and leaves)
Dr. Chase: (whispering) Sorry.
Dr. House: The wicked shall deceive ye, because they have turned from the Lord and are idiots. His ocular muscle didn’t paralyze. It pirouetted.
Dr. Cameron: MS…
Dr. House: It is easier for a wise man to gain access to heaven…
Dr. Cameron: Can you stop that? Just say not MS!
Dr. Cameron: House, come on, the chapel?
Dr. House: We have been blessed with the miracle of a new symptom. Brother, can you testify as to why this poor child’s eyeball rolled back into his head?
Dr. Chase: It’s consistent with jimsonweed poisoning — ocular paralysis.
(a man sitting in the pew gets up and leaves)
Dr. Chase: (whispering) Sorry.
Dr. House: The wicked shall deceive ye, because they have turned from the Lord and are idiots. His ocular muscle didn’t paralyze. It pirouetted.
Dr. Cameron: MS…
Dr. House: It is easier for a wise man to gain access to heaven…
Dr. Cameron: Can you stop that? Just say not MS!
by DecodeGiirl123 June 9, 2009
To be beat or overpowered (physically, in a game, in a challenge of words).
Derived from Schooled or Schoolhouse. Schoolhoused - school = housed.
See also: Owned.
Derived from Schooled or Schoolhouse. Schoolhoused - school = housed.
See also: Owned.
by Garrett C. June 8, 2006
Have another beer, on the house.
by Light Joker July 26, 2005
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
by HouseLovah September 27, 2009
by mrauk July 22, 2008
the MOST awesome show on television! (well, next to Scrubs) which stars the wonderful British actor, Hugh Lauire, as the genius, pain in the ass, Gregory House.
"there's on 'i' in team, there is a 'me', though, if you jumble it up."
Friend 1: Dude!, House is on tonight!
Friend 2: So?
Friend 1: It's HOUSE! ugh! you will never understand!
Friend 1: Dude!, House is on tonight!
Friend 2: So?
Friend 1: It's HOUSE! ugh! you will never understand!
by Hooch is Crazy... February 15, 2009