A squealing genre of flatulence commonly heard from one sitting down at an uncomfortable
middle school desk, distinct in both
sound and smell. A schoolhouse
fart turns heads, not necessarily due to smell, but because of the scenario in which the toot was performed. Heads turn in disgusted disbelief. The best schoolhouse farts are undoubtedly expelled in a classroom setting - full of students, teachers, faculty, staff, and assignments.
"Ugh, did you hear Johnny rip
ass during the middle of our
Geometry lecture? Oh my, it was not just a toot, 'twas a schoolhouse
fart!"