1. An actual cake, preferably with an icing depiction of a sad face, served to mark a real or perceived sad occasion.
Upon learning the project's key contributor and quasi-leader was being transitioned off the project, the team promptly baked and ate a sad cake.

I'm sorry to hear that you had to find a new home for your pet goldfish; here, I made you a sad cake.
by EBinPDX December 2, 2014
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The pedal steel guitar. Especially as used in gorgeous country music. See: Daniel Romano
"That thing! That sound! What is it?" "It's the sad machine."
by jamlew12 November 4, 2016
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no friends is when you don’t have friends sorry ig LMAO
umar:hi

asher:shut up u have no friends #sad IMAGINE LAMO
umar:oh
by heisish June 7, 2022
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either you just searched this up because you wanted to see what wacky things people have written under "i'm sad," or you're actually sad. i'm guessing the latter, as i too searched up "i'm sad" just a few minutes ago because, i am infact sad.

i hope you get happy soon. i can't really tell you anything incredibly inspirational, as i doubt my abilities to make you feel better. i am just a random stranger that is sad, just like you are, telling you that i hope you get better.

i wish you a safe quest through your sadness random person reading this.
also, if you're reading this and you wanted to go to bed like an hour ago, but you couldn't get yourself to actually try to sleep, go to bed. i am calling you out. if you get to the point where you search up "i'm sad" late at night, that's a sign you shouldn't be awake. don't be like me and stay up writing urban dictionary defenitions late at night -- or search up urban dictionary defenitions, for that matter.

stay hydrated, eat your vegetables and remember that you're important and loved.
by ST0RMPUNK May 11, 2022
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"I'm sad."

"It'll be okay, bud. Things can get tough, but just know that you'll get through this. Stay strong!"
by -}- June 27, 2021
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Hello, if you searched for this, chances are you're sad. I'm sorry you're feeling that way. It'll get better, I promise. I'm sorry, you'll just have to wait. But don't worry :) you look great! And a smile would compliment your look a lot.
You: "I'm sad."
Me: It's gonna be okay
by Spook The Spook February 17, 2022
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