3 definitions by ST0RMPUNK

i'm sad

either you just searched this up because you wanted to see what wacky things people have written under "i'm sad," or you're actually sad. i'm guessing the latter, as i too searched up "i'm sad" just a few minutes ago because, i am infact sad.

i hope you get happy soon. i can't really tell you anything incredibly inspirational, as i doubt my abilities to make you feel better. i am just a random stranger that is sad, just like you are, telling you that i hope you get better.

i wish you a safe quest through your sadness random person reading this.

also, if you're reading this and you wanted to go to bed like an hour ago, but you couldn't get yourself to actually try to sleep, go to bed. i am calling you out. if you get to the point where you search up "i'm sad" late at night, that's a sign you shouldn't be awake. don't be like me and stay up writing urban dictionary defenitions late at night -- or search up urban dictionary defenitions, for that matter.

stay hydrated, eat your vegetables and remember that you're important and loved.

by ST0RMPUNK May 11, 2022

idiot

someone who uses the word "retard" as a synonym for idiot.

A: "idiot means retard."
B: "no it doesn't, are you brain dead?"

by ST0RMPUNK May 15, 2022

roblox

a game that i spend way too much time on, resulting in me being incredibly dissapointed in myself.

mother figure: "so, what did you do today?"
me: "i played roblox for 10 hours straight, forgetting about my basic human needs like water and food. in those 10 wasted hours i gained absolutely nothing, and i am now nothing but an empty shell of the person i once was. am i gonna stop playing roblox though? no."
mother figure: "um."

by ST0RMPUNK May 15, 2022