A dry, blatant response to an individual who by all means considers him/herself to be hardcore.
Jimmy: What did you do this weekend.
George: Holy Shit, Braa. I must've done like five girls while inhaling a line right off the bitch's ass.
Jimmy: You're not hardcore...
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).