A phrase used when you have absolutely no idea how to answer a question, or piss someone off. Highly recommended phrase to be used during business meetings.
Important Guy: "Mr. Smith, how long do you think the proposal will take?"

You: about as long as your mom
by Ginza October 24, 2003
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The way to answer a question when you're bored.
"Timmy, what is the world's largest continent?"
"Your mom."
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"Hey, what are you doing this weekend?"
"Your mom."
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"Hey, who do you plan on making pseudo-sexual comments about?"
"Your mom."
by Silly August 17, 2004
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The best person to ever lay eyes on, she's even better than mango in the summer and giraffes during winter. She'smine tho you can't steal her.
Person 1 - did you see her, she fine AF
Person 2 - yeah, she's probably just YOUR MOM
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Who I was doing.
Police: What were you doing last night
Suspect: Your mom! *SLAP!* OW!


As you can see, not a wise choice unless you are sitting on the other end of an online chat, like me.
by Guy who did your mom March 12, 2004
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a phrase 8 year olds use to absolutely defeat their opponent
by Duse King58 December 12, 2018
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1.an insult
2.an answer to any question,
3.my alter-ego on the internet.
4.best type of joke/insult ever.

also used for yelling at people on TV when they ask obvious questions.
1.
Random person: That bag is ugly.
Me: Your mom is ugly.

2.
Random person:What is that thing on your face?
Me:Your mom.

3.
Internet person: Who are you?
Me: Your mom.

4.
Your mom is so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
by Aya-kun August 11, 2004
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