by Pinkie Fazpie June 10, 2015
-a person who procrastinates to the point of being called an expert
-He or she may be constantly active without actually progressing on his or her assigned task (mostly homework)though usually related to the lazy-bum and the couch potato
-He or she may be constantly active without actually progressing on his or her assigned task (mostly homework)though usually related to the lazy-bum and the couch potato
an example of a procrastinator is a person who has his/her entrance exam for college four months from now and this is what he/ she does:
1. pretends to care at first by searching for review centers online then ending up on a porn site jacking off to a hot asian girl/guy
2. spends weeks on tracking this asian girl through the net
3. gives up on the net and just searches for the nearest asian girl/guy
4. spends a month stalking this said asian girl/ guy
5. eats ice cream for day while the said asian person sleeps over another person's house
6. trails this person for the rest of his life until he realizes he never did go to college
7. still stalks the asian person anyway
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Another example would be a man who is tasked to draw a simple smiley face on a piece paper. If he doesn't do it he would lose his job and forever be unemployed. Instead of doing it, he goes out with his friends to disneyland while avoiding his date with his wife; while his thesis paper still only has one paragraph; while he skips sleeping; while bacteria causes his laundry to disintegrate behind his bedroom door; while...etc. at the same time.
1. pretends to care at first by searching for review centers online then ending up on a porn site jacking off to a hot asian girl/guy
2. spends weeks on tracking this asian girl through the net
3. gives up on the net and just searches for the nearest asian girl/guy
4. spends a month stalking this said asian girl/ guy
5. eats ice cream for day while the said asian person sleeps over another person's house
6. trails this person for the rest of his life until he realizes he never did go to college
7. still stalks the asian person anyway
\ :D /
Another example would be a man who is tasked to draw a simple smiley face on a piece paper. If he doesn't do it he would lose his job and forever be unemployed. Instead of doing it, he goes out with his friends to disneyland while avoiding his date with his wife; while his thesis paper still only has one paragraph; while he skips sleeping; while bacteria causes his laundry to disintegrate behind his bedroom door; while...etc. at the same time.
by rory roars a lot February 14, 2009
BUM BUM BUM. Evil nemesis of wordCarrie. Power: Procrastinationability. Weakness: Finishing things she needs to d
by NO July 6, 2003
A word meaning someone who wait's till the last minute to do something because dat bitch is too lazy. The kind of person who does this is a lazy fat mongoloid.
Jordan left his essay till the day before the deadline becuase he is a fucking mongo dipshit procrastinator.
by joraw January 9, 2012
Procrastination is just like masturbation because you only fuck yourself.
Procrastination is a bad habit to get into because it leads people to think you don't care, that you don't have it together and you are often left in the dust compared to your contemperaries. You shouldn't procrastinate, especially when it comes to thanking somebody for something or telling someone you love them or visiting an elderly relative. "He who hesitates is lost."unknown "God helps those who help themselves." unknown, but an old one.
Procrastination is a bad habit to get into because it leads people to think you don't care, that you don't have it together and you are often left in the dust compared to your contemperaries. You shouldn't procrastinate, especially when it comes to thanking somebody for something or telling someone you love them or visiting an elderly relative. "He who hesitates is lost."unknown "God helps those who help themselves." unknown, but an old one.
Procrastination has made me lazy. Now I'm fat.
I can procrastinate up to three times a day.
If I did not procrastinate so much, I'd have a job by now.
Procrastinating makes you look really lame.
I always get mad at myself for procrastinating.
Procrastinators are doomed. When you lag, you lose.
I can procrastinate up to three times a day.
If I did not procrastinate so much, I'd have a job by now.
Procrastinating makes you look really lame.
I always get mad at myself for procrastinating.
Procrastinators are doomed. When you lag, you lose.
by MadamexXx February 20, 2009
by Swag Magee XII April 13, 2015
sitting on the couch all day watching movies and thinking about sushi while you have a speaker portfolio due and a final to study for
by kwheels December 9, 2010