Grandma

A word used to describe anyone named Hannah

Me: wooow she’s such a grandma
Friend: ye ikr

by ShivPate1111 February 8, 2019

Grandma

Verb. To grandma another person is to jab them on their side right below the ribs, while saying GRANDMA. The goal of a grandma is to demean the person receiving it and make them feel uncomfortable.

Yo Steve, you're so brown. Get out of the country.
GRANDMA! (performs the Grandma)
AHH YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

by JBender September 17, 2007

grandma

a woman who knits a lot, and wears cardingans every day.

grandma jewlery is a must. and they must know how to sew.

often picked on by others for being such a grandma.

usually grandmas are amandas.

grandmas love to make seductive and sexy faces.

grandmas usually have no friends.

omg that grandma is such a loser and she has no friends.

look at that grandma.

by poopie1223445559999 January 6, 2011

Grandma

That creepy old hag that lives under your bed and kills all your pets and comes out once every 100 moons to rape you buy her skin is just peeling off and you scream in pain because she has a penis on her back and a vagina on her head...

Wow you totally saw and got grandma

by That definition girl March 27, 2017

classy grandma

Used to keep conversation and comments appropriate. If you wouldn't say it in front of my classy grandma, you shouldn't say it at all.

STUDENT: "This assignment is bullshit."
TEACHER: "Let's keep it classy grandma, kids."

by Dizzy Mendoza May 20, 2016

grandma car

A grandma car is basically your run of the mill 1990's sedan with low kilometers. Typical Grandma cars are the Chevrolet Caprice, Ford Taurus, Toyota Camry, Chrysler Intrepid, Honda Accord, Nissan Altima, Pontiac G6 and Any and/or all Buick or Mercury cars. These cars also must have Unpaid Parking tickets on the dashboard along with hard candy and Efferdent Denture Cleaning Crystals to be considered a True "Grandma Car." A grandma car must also be slow as molasses in a Canadian Winter and in dire need of an oil change.

"Dude, Why did you buy such a grandma car?"

by WastedCactus July 4, 2014

Grandma Caprio

Artie Lang's now deceased grandmother. Often imitated by Howard Stern on his show.

Howard Stern: Oh, look Artie, we have Grandma Caprio on the phone...
(Howard doing Grandma Caprio in deep Italian accent): Oh, my-a Artie... You must-a get back-a with-a the Daner. She was-a the best-a thing-a that-a ever happened-a to you-a...

by TommyBizzle July 6, 2008