Lang Lang

The epitome of the deterioration of Classical virtuoso piano playing

If Lang Lang thinks he's so goddamn good, I dare him to even attempt some Charles Valentin Alkan.

What was that? He can't play it? Thought so...

If anyone is to ever be considered the greatest virtuoso if this modern-day, that title should go to Marc-André Hamelin.

by World Patriot June 19, 2009

langed

When a sports better is on the same wager as Brandon Lang.

Billy: I was on Clemson -3 in the Orange Bowl but they ended up losing by 40! What the fuck happened?

John: Simple, you got Langed!

by pleasedontfirelang January 6, 2012

lang

Someone who is very tall and has well defined muscles, usually adored by most females.

How lang is Will Smith?

by rippedman May 12, 2005

lang

A whyalla (South Australia) word meaning 'not' or 'joking'

Can also be used as 'langing'

person 1: see, he's not that ugly
person 2: LANG

- - - -

person 1: I'm going to kill myself !
person 2: You're langing.

- - - -

person 1: I don't think we should be friends anymore
person 2: w. .wh. .what ? :(
person 1: IM JUST LANGIN WITH YA! haha

by Souljah Boy December 22, 2007

lang

A new versatile style and usage of the english language. The process mainly consists of taking the first syllable of a word and using that in place of the original word. Sometimes a slight change in the spelling will be done to make the word more discernible from other words. One of the very first words used in this language was "nuth".

Hey Joe, what lang are you speaking?
Mike thinks there is nuth wrong with speaking a new lang.
I was sick and ti of having nuth to do until I learned this new lang.

by Joseph Kubiak February 25, 2007

lang

Short for language. It’s so much easier to say and it should be normalized.

person 1: how many lang’s do you speak?
person 2: oh i speak 2 lang’s!

by dylg2020 December 21, 2020

Langs

A disease which can lead to severe autism, limited motor skills, a capped ability to function and the tendency to full moon. It is advised to stay away from a person who has contracted langs as it is fairly contagious, if you start to display symptoms do the right thing and leave.

Person 1: oh god what’s wrong with him?!
Person 2: he’s got the langs

Person 1: OH FUCK

by yaboiaj November 10, 2019